In an interview with the Miami Herald, Comandante Cowboy asserts that Israelis are torturing him with mind rays and toxic gases. He alleges his throat is sore from toxic gases and "Israeli mercenaries" are torturing him with high-frequency radiation that alter his physical and mental state.
I don't know about his physical state, but his mental state was altered long, long ago.
Beam me up Comandante Cowboy!!